I don’t know which “celebrity” we love to hate more: Honey Boo Boo or Kim Kardashian. They’re both beauty queens with their own TV reality shows, and they’ve each become rich and famous for rather dubious “talents”. One thing is certain: Mason, Bobby and I love to talk about them!  Andrew could care less.

So, inquiring minds want to know: “Was Santa good to Honey Boo Boo?” We already know what Kim got from Kanye West for Christmas. She found out she was pregnant, if you haven’t heard.

But we’re curious about the gifts the precocious pint-sized redneck from TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo received (other than more of Mama’s infamous Go-Go juice). And, exactly what did she eat for Christmas Dinner?

We talked to Honey Boo Boo Child on the phone this morning, so ya’ll better redneck-onize!